I’ve just bought another cell phone. My first in five years.
My new phone makes more sounds than my old phone, and I don’t know yet, what all the new sounds mean.
Being an old man…. I already had strange noises coming from my body. Now I have more.
The other day, I was blowing my nose a bit too vigorously and I farted…then my cell phone rang. It scared me so bad I had to sit down.
I can’t get use to the vibrate mode. It tickles. I’m close to seventy years old so……. a little tickle every now and then is a good thing.
I’ve started calling myself just for the sensation. My girlfriend and I call each other with our phones in the vibrate mode, while sharing a glass of wine. Don’t knock it. You ought to see our “selfies”.
C. Allen Benson